alltheconstellationslooklikeyou:
“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday
boy reviewing gone girl: ‘gone girl’ is a story about a crazy bitch lol. shes fuckin crazy broe like .. anyway she looked pretty hot in the shower when she was washing the blood off after she killed the gay dude from how i met your mother. lol man that show was funny as fuck
